How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak

STEP ONE – pay attention
One never knows when a zombie outbreak will break out, so it’s best to be prepared.
Take note of how people are walking – if they’re shuffling about and moaning, then they’re zombies. Or possibly just hung over.

STEP TWO – shut the front door.

STEP THREE – gather weapons.
Cricket bats and golf clubs work well, LP albums not so much.
Though music can help you get into the swing of things.

STEP FOUR – have a plan such as:
Take car.
Go to Mum’s.
Kill Phil (“Sorry.”)
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester,
have a nice cold pint
and wait for it all to blow over


Misa Buckley is a sci fi geek who escapes the crazy of raising five children by creating imaginary characters who experience adventure, romance and really hot sex on their way to a happily-ever-after. You can keep up to date with Misa’s latest news by following her on Twitter or at her website.

About Misa

Author and crochet addict. Mancunian Blogger of Life, the Universe & Everything. Talks budget decor, healthy living, self rediscovery, and geek.

Posted on February 13, 2013, in Misa Buckley and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Short and sweet! I love it:).

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