How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak

STEP ONE – pay attention
One never knows when a zombie outbreak will break out, so it’s best to be prepared.
Take note of how people are walking – if they’re shuffling about and moaning, then they’re zombies. Or possibly just hung over.

STEP TWO – shut the front door.

STEP THREE – gather weapons.
Cricket bats and golf clubs work well, LP albums not so much.
Though music can help you get into the swing of things.

STEP FOUR – have a plan such as:
Take car.
Go to Mum’s.
Kill Phil (“Sorry.”)
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester,
have a nice cold pint
and wait for it all to blow over

Misa Buckley is a sci fi geek who escapes the crazy of raising five children by creating imaginary characters who experience adventure, romance and really hot sex on their way to a happily-ever-after. You can keep up to date with Misa’s latest news by following her on Twitter or at her website.

About Misa

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Posted on February 13, 2013, in Misa Buckley and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Short and sweet! I love it:).

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