How to Survive a Zombie Outbreak
STEP ONE – pay attention
One never knows when a zombie outbreak will break out, so it’s best to be prepared.
Take note of how people are walking – if they’re shuffling about and moaning, then they’re zombies. Or possibly just hung over.
STEP TWO – shut the front door.
STEP THREE – gather weapons.
Cricket bats and golf clubs work well, LP albums not so much.
Though music can help you get into the swing of things.
STEP FOUR – have a plan such as:
Go to Mum’s.
Kill Phil (“Sorry.”)
Go to the Winchester,
have a nice cold pint
and wait for it all to blow over
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